femmepireradical:

okcupidescapades:

sorry this is so belaboured, but i wanted to make this guy admit he was worried about getting thrown in jail after having sex with me
men who eagerly wait for young girls to turn 18 so they can legally have sex with them are in the running for creepiest people on the planet

GET. IT. GIRL.
I love seeing young girls standing up for themselves in ways I never knew I could until I was almost THIRTY.
I seirously just…wow. I’m in awe of young women today.
femmepireradical:

okcupidescapades:

sorry this is so belaboured, but i wanted to make this guy admit he was worried about getting thrown in jail after having sex with me
men who eagerly wait for young girls to turn 18 so they can legally have sex with them are in the running for creepiest people on the planet

GET. IT. GIRL.
I love seeing young girls standing up for themselves in ways I never knew I could until I was almost THIRTY.
I seirously just…wow. I’m in awe of young women today.
femmepireradical:

okcupidescapades:

sorry this is so belaboured, but i wanted to make this guy admit he was worried about getting thrown in jail after having sex with me
men who eagerly wait for young girls to turn 18 so they can legally have sex with them are in the running for creepiest people on the planet

GET. IT. GIRL.
I love seeing young girls standing up for themselves in ways I never knew I could until I was almost THIRTY.
I seirously just…wow. I’m in awe of young women today.

spookygasm:

i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

(via tumblingkadri)

lythedis:

of-angels-and-idjits:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ibisvilen:

literarysins:

jinx0cookie:

silliestlovesongs:

I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket



I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

Um. Mine. Shannon, I would like to wear this on our first date
lythedis:

of-angels-and-idjits:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ibisvilen:

literarysins:

jinx0cookie:

silliestlovesongs:

I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket



I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

Um. Mine. Shannon, I would like to wear this on our first date
lythedis:

of-angels-and-idjits:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ibisvilen:

literarysins:

jinx0cookie:

silliestlovesongs:

I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket



I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

Um. Mine. Shannon, I would like to wear this on our first date
lythedis:

of-angels-and-idjits:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ibisvilen:

literarysins:

jinx0cookie:

silliestlovesongs:

I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket



I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

Um. Mine. Shannon, I would like to wear this on our first date
“And I have a feeling that, for you, it wasn’t a first-time
It was a ‘this one time.’
But I will remember that moment for the rest of my life, even if I have to arm wrestle Alzheimer’s for it”

– George Watsky (via dafahojao)

(via citizensforabloodspacewar)

“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot.”

– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (via amberrosesshavedhead)

(Source: feellng, via citizensforabloodspacewar)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via shizuka-nix)

impromptucantabile:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMIC
impromptucantabile:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMIC

fuckyeahdementia:

Cat Entertains Himself With Head-Mounted Laser Pointer

[via t.o.]

(via jiinsy)

“I think if we cast a white man to play Shadow we would be the biggest assholes on television.”

 Bryan Fuller - [link] (via jmcniel)

This is regarding the American Gods TV adaptation. So, that’s somewhat encouraging.

(via purplelettuce)

(via purplelettuce)